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Résumé (notice my attention to detail with the orthographically accurate accent marks):

Sept 2018 - Started as an intern at Harmon Brothers, making brands like Lume and Purple Mattress internet famous.

May 2019 - Did a summer internship at MRM, working on holiday campaigns for both USPS and Verizon.

May 2021 - Was a Jr. Copywriter at Golin, where I did insane branded stunts for MTN DEW, bubly, Mattress Firm, Pepsi, and Tic Tac. Also blew up organic social accounts for Butterfinger, Nutella, CRUNCH, and Kinder Bueno.

Mar 2022 - Became a Copywriter at The Martin Agency on the AXE account. Organically increased the social following by 202% with really stupid memes. Won an ADC cube with proactive work in Fortnite, and ushered in a new era for AXE with insane 360 campaigns. Also won Bud Light Seltzer as a new client for the agency.

Feb 2024 - Currently a Copywriter at Barbarian, where I create paid social ads and digital stunts for American Express. Recently they refreshed their Platinum Card with new benefits, and I helped lead the “There’s Nothing Like It” launch campaign.